Right. So, I am currently doing my absolute best to get down a rap. Oh my. I am so sorry, world. Brian White was never meant to rap, let me tell you.
So, why am I attempting to rap? Well, it was one of those things where I got asked to help with a children's sermon without exactly knowing what was wanted of me. And yes, indeed, the "sermon" came from one of those books that tries to be cool and "relate" to the kids. And so, naturally, that means rap.
And, yes, it's bad and cheesy.
But, I'm doing my best with it. Hardest problem so far: finding some reasonable beat track to go with it. I kind of wanted a 90s bad-cowboy Kid Rock sort of thing. Yeah...kind of hard to find for free (legal) off of the net. I found some nice creative commons stuff, but it's all really hard and heavy...not quite right for a children's sermon rap.
But, who am I kidding? The tunez are the last thing I need to be worrying about!
UPDATE: Well, it went much better than I thought. Not that I will be getting a hot record deal anytime soon, but the kids seemed to enjoy it, and that's what counts. :)